Henning
says: Yaaaawwwwwn....Last night, we played at Pete's
Candy Store in Brooklyn. Sorry, School for the Dead band, about
how late the night was. I sense a bunch of sleepy musicians out
there in the worforce today.
Yesterday
afternoon, I walked from work to Enterprise on King Street where
I had reserved a large car. The picking-up process was surprisingly
quick and easy (I think it's because I had filled out all the
info already online) and only ten minutes later I was driving
away in a really cheesey Pontiac of some kind. The interior design
was ultra-sleezey with large bulbous air vents everywhere, goofily
shaped dashboard, and blood-red displays. I was a little embarrassed
to be driving this car - it was the equivalent of one of those
huge boom boxes with all the crazy Transformer-like pieces and
gaudy display and giant speaker cases. But it was super powerful
and comfortable and quiet.
I
drove home with the airconditioner blasting and went inside to
pack our stuff. The equipment is on our top floor and the temperature
up there on an August afternoon singes your nostrils like attic
air. While I was hurriedly packing-up, something weird happened
to my upstairs phone. It just kept beeping every five minutes
like it wasn't being charged even though the light said it was
charging, it was very irritating. Then while I was sweating like
a wrestler and untangling stubborn cables, the phone KEPT ON ringing,
but I had to go downstairs to answer it. I swear, I got like 9
calls in five minutes. A bunch of them I missed.
I
eventually got everything packed up and Brian said he would be
over in ten minutes so I quickly jumped in the shower to try to
cool down a little. I took a very very cold shower and felt a
little better, but by the time I got my shoes tied I was as sweaty
as a softball game at fat camp.
Brian
and I loaded all the stuff into the gimungous trunk of our pimp-mobile
and we picked up Tony and headed for our secret drop-off and pick-up
spot in Springfield where Max was waiting for us. When we pulled
up next to him, he looked nervously at our tinted windows, probably
imagining that he was about to be accosted by a mobster nephew.
On
the way to NY we hit a whole mess of traffic, most of it caused
by cones in the road. Someone had left a whole mess of traffic
cones in the road for what seemed like no reason at all. Brian
and I talked about music and Tony and Max talked about babies.
We
got to Pete's just in the nick of time, about five minutes before
the Pelicans were starting, and tried to assimilate and catch
our breath. Brian and Max ordered sandwiches and beers. Tony and
I had sodas. The Pelicans played a set of awesome songs (Ari was
wearing one of his Queer Eye shirts) to a full room. It was fun
to not only hear Ari's newer songs but also to hear the old Humbert
ones while sitting with Brian and Tony, (all three of us used
to be in Humbert with Ari).
We
took the stage after the Pelicans. A lot of their fans had left
but a few stuck around, and we had some familiar friendly faces
in our crowd, specifically, Pete, Matt, Alan, and Max's "camping"
friends.
Our
set was rough and messy. It was hard to hear much and there was
a mysterious ringing tone which somehow was not in the key of
any of the songs we played. But, we did ok and we made some people
laugh. It was devastatingly hot on the stage but I didn't really
notice until the show was over.
My
friend from the past, Alan Chaput, came to the show, which was
great. I hadn't seen him for years and years. In the old days,
he helped me out a bunch on my solo effort "Big Plans for
Underachievers" by playing many instruments for me and we
were good friends all through my college years in Lowell. Now
he is in a band called Valeze. His whole band showed up for our
set, which was very nice of them. Thank you, Valeze. Also, Alan
brought me a present. It was a small bag of fish. Thank you, Alan.
We
got out of Brooklyn pretty hurriedly knowing that the late-tired
morning hours awaited us in Massachusetts. Brian kindly stayed
awake with me for almost the whole way home and when he finally
did nod off to sleep (litterally nodding his head down and then
quickly up, and then down) Max woke up and kept me company. We
hit a bunch more crazy trucks-everywhere traffic but from New
Haven to Northampton was smooth sailing.
We
got home at just about 3:20 and I unpacked the car and brought
all the stuff upstairs and went to bed.
Expenditures
Car rental: 62.00
Gas: 11.00 (it's secret how we pulled that off.)
Tolls: 9.00
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Total: 82.00
Earnings
Money donated to band in passed around bucket: 23.75
One CD sold: 10.00
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Total: 33.75
Total
spent: $48.25 and forty winks.
Brian
Says: I was in a timeless, weightless space, happily
floating without a care in the world. Somewhere in the distance,
I faintly heard one of my least favorite songs: Bad Company's
"Feel Like Making Love".
I thought to myself, "huh, funny. I think Henning recently
joked that we should cover this song. When was that? I'll ask
him next time I see him..."
Suddenly,
Henning miraculaously appeared to my left, driving a car with
an all blood-red dash disply. Even more miraculous was that he
was listening to the same infernal Bad Company song.
"Henning,
did you say we should cover this song?".
"Yeah",
he laughed.
A couple minutes later Ifully awoke and asked him, "when
did you say that thing about covering "Feel Like Making Love?".
"Like
10 seconds before you woke up and asked me about it".
"Oh".
It was all making sense.
But
I do love the timelessness of sleep.
didn't realize my sandwich had copicola on it until 3/4 of the
way through. By which time it was too late to switch with Max,
who was eating in the other room. I wondered if we both got the
same sandwich and that's why he didn't come in to switch sandwiches.
But after a while I went in the barroom and asked Max, "did
your sandwich have copicola on it?" He said "no".
Oh well, now when I see copicola (ga-ba-goul) in the deli case,
I can say I've had it.
Pete's
band beverage policy is very geneous. I had Ketel One and Stoli
drinks for free.
In
the Jake Slichter book about Semisonic, he relates many episodes
where the relative anonymity of the drummer results in his being
ignored by autograph seekers, interviewers, etc, while all eyes
and words are focused on the lead guy.
So I smiled to myself when a fan said hi to Henning and then introduced
his girlfriend. I was just a guy standing next to Henning.
Just
wait 'till my book comes out. It will revolutionize gardening
and barbecue.
Max
Says: Brian, I hope my Pete's Candy Store sandwich was
tasty. Your mozzarella and tomato with basil on baguette was as
well, and I enjoyed eating it while sitting in the bar, people
watching during the Pelicans' set. I liked the first few songs
that Ari and co. played, but the room was very loud and I thought
I might feel self-conscious eating in front of everyone. So I
ate alone out in the bar and was just as happy.
Having
played New Haven, Northampton, NYC and Boston last week, I felt
like I really was on tour, though having to work full days in-between
was pretty exhausting. On all three out-of-town shows (two with
SFH), one thing remained consistent: almost nobody showed up.
This isn't to say I don't enjoy playing the shows, I do. Even
if we're only playing for one or two people, I like traveling,
hanging out with my friends in the band and playing music. But
I wonder: at what point does it stop making sense to drive 7 hours
for a mozzarella and tomato with basil on baguette?
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